Liberal Houseplant

On Mother's Day, the mother prepared some food to eat.  Her family protested as they licked their lips and said, "you shouldn't have gone to all the trouble."  She said "No trouble, I just pulled a couple of things from the freezer."  Then she looked at them, started eating some pie, and said "what will you be having for dinner?"

  There are 5 rules that must be followed when working from home.  1.       Never take calls from the bathroom.   2.       Make sure the camera on your computer is covered—I prefer some torn paper and tape, but they make gizmos for the purpose. 3.       Never take conference calls in a room that includes kids, partners, pets, pan dimensional aliens, houseplants or lawnmowers. 4.       Do always sound positive and perky, especially if you are taking the call from your bed with your slippers where you are sometimes napping. 5.       And finally, never, ever…leave your  ******** dog  alone anywhere near your company computer or  your school computer or any  ******** computer  in your house.   *** His voice was loud and piercing—you could hear it at least five houses down. ...