Happy Mother's Day - by Pressure Canner

On Mother's Day, the mother prepared some food to eat. Her family protested as they licked their lips and said, "you shouldn't have gone to all the trouble." She said "No trouble, I just pulled a couple of things from the freezer." Then she looked at them, started eating some pie, and said "what will you be having for dinner?"

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School - by Potato Sack

This quarantine has helped me realize that I actually enjoyed school to an extent. At school I just can go through my day half asleep and follow along because my brain is being directly told what to do. For school at home, I have to actually figure out myself what I have to do and do it without being told.

Potato - by Potato Sack

I have never been able to hear, but I have, well, good eyesight. I may have amazing sight, but it is difficult to see in this potato sack. Once upon a time I was safe, along with my potato brethren, but now the lumbering blind fools are removing us one by one, to eat in their barbaric ways. I heard from the onion sack that they take us and bake us in ovens, then wrench us open, consuming our innards, but I do not believe the giants, as dumb and barbaric as they are, would do such a thing, but still I fear.

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