Potato - by Potato Sack

I have never been able to hear, but I have, well, good eyesight. I may have amazing sight, but it is difficult to see in this potato sack. Once upon a time I was safe, along with my potato brethren, but now the lumbering blind fools are removing us one by one, to eat in their barbaric ways. I heard from the onion sack that they take us and bake us in ovens, then wrench us open, consuming our innards, but I do not believe the giants, as dumb and barbaric as they are, would do such a thing, but still I fear.

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School - by Potato Sack

This quarantine has helped me realize that I actually enjoyed school to an extent. At school I just can go through my day half asleep and follow along because my brain is being directly told what to do. For school at home, I have to actually figure out myself what I have to do and do it without being told.

Day - by Jacopochi

The day begins early - at 5:57 am. Start time is 6:00 am. Working at home allows for this. It is something those who used to go to an office now understand. For 15 years, breakfast has not been leisurely. It can't be when All the Meetings are scheduled between 6:30 and 1:00 pm. These are the work hours for those in other time zones. They don't care about your sleep. They are unaware of your need for coffee. They send Instant Messages the minute you log on. Their day began hours ago. Children come into your office. They don't know what time it is. They are not at school. They don't care you are on the phone. You wave to them. The day does not care if it's an unfriendly wave. Afternoon comes sometime after hunger sets in again. The meetings end. There are not meetings after 1:00. Those in other time zones used to go home around this time and it's rude to schedule meeting at the end of the day. Call it a habit. Before they leave, they like se...

Vacation - by Potato Sack

Vacation is strange right now. I went on vacation and stayed at a hotel - With no room cleaning except right before and after our stay. Getting breakfast at the hotel - By going to the lobby and receiving a brown paper bag filled with yogurt, a bagel, hardboiled eggs and a muffin I went to restaurants - To order take out and eat in the hotel or in the car. I would go out to the grocery store to get lunch for a road trip - Wearing a mask and staying away from other people.

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