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Plant - by Judgemental Bacon

I am a plant.  The people in my house never water me...I am slowly shriveling up and dying, all of the moisture is being sucked out of my leaves by this scorching sun. My leaves are turning brown and crinkly.  I don't think I can keep fighting much longer...my only hope is to wait until the one man who waters me normally comes back from his trip...

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