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Plant 2.0 - by Judgemental Bacon



I am dead.   Finally the sweet release of death.  In plant heaven, everyone is in a pot with their other dead plant friends, with the correct soil, amount of sunlight, humidity, ph level in the soil, and preferred pot.  Plant heaven is just with plants, there is also no plant god, and there are no other beings.  All the plants are happy and there is also no plant hell because why would a plant go to hell? 
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