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My Relationship w/Verizon - by Jacopochi

Being on the phone and chats with our ISP provides me all the stress and contemplation experienced in a toxic high school relationship.

I wonder:

  • Why you ask me questions I can't answer, then hang up on me
  • Why I'm always calling you
  • Why you say one thing, but mean another
  • Why I pay for everything
  • Why you don't work
  • Why connecting with my family has to be an issue
  • Why I am I always waiting for you
  • Why your first solution is restarting - we've been down that road so many times already
  • If there is not something better out there for me

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