Jokes - told by Potato Sack

 A poor man is sitting on the side of the road in medieval England when a fellow in a funny green hat walks up to him.

"My name is Robin Hood," he exclaims, "I steal from the rich and give to the poor!" as he tosses a sack of gold to the poor man.

The man takes the bag and says, "Thank you so much!  Finally, my dream has come true!  I'm rich!"

Robin Hood turns to him and sticks his sword in the man, pulls it out, sheaths it and says, "My name is Robin Hood.  I steal from the rich and give to the poor," He then takes the bag of gold and continues down the road. 

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I had to break up with my girlfriend.  Turns out she was a Communist.  There were so many red flags.

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A French man with a frog on his head walks into a bar.  The bartender looks quizzically at him and says, "Where'd you get that?"  

The frog replies, "France - there's lots of them there."

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"Little Timmy, why are you crying?"

"Come here and sit down.  I'll tell you."

Jimmy sits next to him on the bench.

"You see, this bench was freshly painted."

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A priest, an abbi and a pastor walk into a blood bank.

The abbi looks at the other two and say, "I think I'm a type O."

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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